poison water, flaming milk

Possible signs that my son will be as inept in the kitchen as I am...

The other night I was getting ready to make spaghetti...Gage asked what I was doing and I told him I was "boiling" water for the noodles.  Looking puzzled, he asked, "Why do you put the noodles in poison water?"

Last night at dinner I told Gage he couldn't have milk to drink because our milk was "expired."  This morning he told me he didn't want to drink the milk that had "caught on fire."

Tonight at dinner, Gage was drinking soy milk.  About halfway through the meal he said, "I sure do like this spoiled milk."